ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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