I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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