My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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