I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Randomize