Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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