I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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