I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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