I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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