I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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