U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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