it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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