It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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