maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.