those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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