how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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