just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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