but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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