We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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