I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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