you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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