Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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