The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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