Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
