i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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