I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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