You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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