he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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