3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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