he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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