Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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