My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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