She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My pussy is not your playground.
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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