New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
please don't ironically join a cult
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