ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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