Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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