so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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