1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
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