Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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