i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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