3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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