i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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