This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
