I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
