why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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