he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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