i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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