I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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