I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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