Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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