I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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