That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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