Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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