She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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