I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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