i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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