this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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