he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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