The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
i think my cat just said my name.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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