So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize