is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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Sorry my hands just texted you
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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