Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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