Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize